a girl and a blog

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i'm laura. i'm 23 and a grad student in athens, georgia. this blog contains almost exclusively: king of the hill, pretty little liars, beautiful pictures, parks and recreation, amy poehler, lost, britney spears: an angel on this earth if there ever was one™, quotes i think are cool, my personal writing, my personal ranting, radical feminist shit, literary shit, historical shit, harry potter, fat rob kardashian, older men, mild erotica, and selena gomez. i am a professional lover of kisses, cuddling, sex, and netflix original series (excluding hemlock grove). i am eternally and unapologetically in love with myself.

marxvx:

liberal social justice is saying “don’t discriminate against poor people” instead of “why are people poor in the fucking first place”

(via evilfeminist)

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slothblog:

jakemalik:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

Oh ya? Then set up ur webcam to take a pic? Where’s your ma??? She just stay there and talked while I stacked cheese and placed ur camera and took a pic???? Ya???????

slothblog:

jakemalik:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

Oh ya? Then set up ur webcam to take a pic? Where’s your ma??? She just stay there and talked while I stacked cheese and placed ur camera and took a pic???? Ya???????

(Source: hi, via internetpriest)

— 23 minutes ago with 287932 notes

salou-desu:

At Hollywood Walk of Fame, a Spanish girl protesting for #gaza
u don’t have to be muslim to see the pain, u just need to be human…

(via lordbepis)

— 51 minutes ago with 3286 notes

bvrningbodies:

wow i am just always horny

(via emopizza)

— 52 minutes ago with 31 notes

antipahtico:

Le Silence ~ Lucien Lévy Dhurmer 1895

(via limpbizkit420)

— 53 minutes ago with 176 notes

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

image

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— 58 minutes ago with 142724 notes